My housemate Nathen summarised the courtship technique of a male pigeon as (to paraphrase) 'He jumps into a massive load of women, then turns his attention to the one that's least quick to get away and says "Right, you, you're slowest".' Obviously this approach is highly successful.
I'm waiting for more...xxx
ReplyDeleteSo am I!
ReplyDeleteP.S. The orphans were driven off following the destruction of their orphanage by a happier dragon that got there first.